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The comparisons between Jeff Bezosâ rocket (C8) and that of Dr Evil appear to be fallacious. Janice Creenaune of Austinmer thinks âa more accurate comparison should be to the magnificent gold rocket ship that appeared in the 1974 sexploitation romp Flesh Gordon. It was humorous then and still holds up today.â This is not the first time Janice has advocated a viewing of the above so, if anyone wants to borrow the DVD, weâre pretty sure sheâs got a copy.
âThis whole pandemic thing is playing with my sanity and my perception,â says Heather Lindsay of Woonona. âI was looking at Iced VoVos written on a tea towel and saw COVID!â
He doesnât want to sound cocky, but Keith Dyson of London (UK) reports that Britainâs Guardian newspaper ran an article last week about sulphur-crested cockatoos learning through âsocial interactionsâ the gentle art of bin diving when foraging for food. It is now widespread but the article said: â[Before] 2018, bin foraging was sighted in only three suburbs in Greater Sydney and Wollongong: Barden Ridge, Helensburgh and Sutherland. Although Iâve lived in the UK for many years, I am proud to have been born and bred in the shire. Iâm wondering how many times previously has the âGong, Barden-bloody-Ridge, Helensboroâ and Sutho been mentioned in the same article in a London broadsheet? Answers on a postcard please.â
How big is an iota? (C8): âI always thought it was smaller than a smidgin but bigger than a beeâs appendage,â says Graham Bird of St Ives.
When she related her misdialing mishap (C8) to the folks at Queen Street Medical Centre, Katrina Watts of Murwillumbah says the receptionists empathised: âThey said they must also have a number similar to a vetâs as they get calls from people wanting to bring Henry or Daisy in for worming, grooming or desexing!â
âWhat intrigued me while watching a YouTube documentary recently on the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich, the deputy Reich-protector in Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia in 1942, was the different ways his name was rendered in the subtitles (C8),â writes Joe Tierney of MacGregor (Qld). âThis included the exquisite âran hard hydrantâ, which leads one to think that had he run a bit harder he might have survived the bomb attack on his open Mercedes convertible, or at least reached said hydrant in time to douse the flames and save the vehicle, if not himself.â
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